I'm trusting you writers, don't make me regret it

October 21, 1980 | 2013

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andythenerd:

Two unisex restroom doors, one painted with a unicorn, the other with a unicycle.
Cute as hell.

andythenerd:

Two unisex restroom doors, one painted with a unicorn, the other with a unicycle.

Cute as hell.

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it’s halloween: #14 - Scream (1996)
Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can’t act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It’s insulting.

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ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god

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mindfulwrath:

sekretsu:

zombiefauns:

i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -0009 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)

"Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it."

brb gonna try this with Alien Isolation

i would pay real money to hear markiplier do this

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bemusedlybespectacled:

hogwarts-is-frozen:

not-so-secret-nerd:

disney-licious:

(x)

hogwarts-is-frozen

disney x harry potter is very important to me

still not over how perfect the sorting is

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"I am in fact, a hobbit in all but size."

-J.R.R. Tolkien

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iamcamdon:

speckster:

reptilereasons:

this period of the simpsons where homer is pretty clueless but still tries hard to be a good father because he does love his kids is my favourite, so many feelings

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GROSS SOBBING

Something I really really liked about a few of the Homer/Lisa episodes in the earlier seasons of the show was how it paints a really sweet yet unconventional father/daughter relationship, basically in the way that Homer is a parental force to Lisa, so too is Lisa a parental force to Homer. 

It’s really highlighted in one particular scene in the “future” episode “Lisa’s Wedding”, where Homer has a nice conversation with her just before her wedding.

Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson.  You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me.
 Lisa: Oh, Dad --
Homer: No, no, let me finish.  I just want you to know I've always been proud of you.  You're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all yourself.  You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person, but you're also my daughter, and I don't think anybody could have had a better daughter than you--
 Lisa: Dad, you're babbling.
Homer: See?  You're still helping me.


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spookymannequins:

so I don’t know if any of you are familiar with Lindsey Stirling -her violin/dubstep songs are quite popular- anyway she’s back and has released a music video for the track “Roundtable Rival” from her newest album and it’s like mixture of the wild west and steampunk. it’s incredible, you should definitely watch it!

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lumos5000:

this pretty much sums up the book/movie

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impishtubist:

You say, “I pickpocket him when he’s annoying,” I hear, “I flirt with him when I’m bored and he’s not paying enough attention to me.”

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