I'm trusting you writers, don't make me regret it

“What the hell kind of cliffhanger was that?!”
— Everyone reading Silver Shadows
Unknown Guardian: "You are Adrian Ivahkov, right?"
Adrian: "Sure am," he beckoned [Sydney] forward. 'And this is my wife."

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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Location? I’d sure come to eat there!

(via soullessdhampir)

Sydney: "You bribed out way into a wedding?"
Adrian: ".... This was the only way I could get you to Italy"

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

(via sherlylikeswaffles)

auryane:

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing

(via holnnes)

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

(via holnnes)

soyeahso:

mythlover20:

soyeahso:

Okay but do they use as much ice in Australia as we do here? That’s a serious question.

Holy fucking shit, mate. How can you manage to drink a small coke? I can barely drink our large coke before the ice has melted and it has turned to hot piss water.

We seriously use a lot of ice.  At every food service job I’ve worked where you fill the person’s drink yourself I’ve been instructed to fill the cups 3/4 full with ice.  I use a lot of ice when I get fountain drinks, too.  
When I was in England, if I asked for ice, I’d get like, 5 cubes. 

The Australia size is what USA sizes used to be … like back in the 90’s

soyeahso:

mythlover20:

soyeahso:

Okay but do they use as much ice in Australia as we do here? That’s a serious question.

Holy fucking shit, mate. How can you manage to drink a small coke? I can barely drink our large coke before the ice has melted and it has turned to hot piss water.

We seriously use a lot of ice.  At every food service job I’ve worked where you fill the person’s drink yourself I’ve been instructed to fill the cups 3/4 full with ice.  I use a lot of ice when I get fountain drinks, too.  

When I was in England, if I asked for ice, I’d get like, 5 cubes. 

The Australia size is what USA sizes used to be … like back in the 90’s

(Source: grates)

hamburgerprince:

bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.

hamburgerprince:

bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via death-by-lulz)

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

(via moriarty-in-the-flying-blue-box)

death-by-lulz:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture
ITS BACK

death-by-lulz:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture

ITS BACK

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

shinka:

i know i have to take sherlock seriously because he’s a brilliant man who can do dangerous things and can be an arrogant asshole but then i remember that he has in his apartment a bee drawing in his bedroom and a bee cushion on his sofa and i just stop because what a fucking nerd

(via sherlollysmooch)