I'm trusting you writers, don't make me regret it

weweremadeforeachothersherlock:

Because Sheriarty shippers never waste a blank card.

Credit goes to my fellow shipmates who occasionally gather for the beautiful irreverence that is CAH.

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spcsnaptags:

wolvensnothere:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

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quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

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jenandriel:

nosdrinker:

eveltal:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

sageoftenpaths:

WOW

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

dude. that’s fucking insane. like woah

(Source: 7hesevenhills, via deeperstateofmind)

forzaouat:

leftywarlord:

forzaouat:

midstorm:

I feel like the Rumbelle fandom’s slogan should be:

There will be porn.

That’s not it?

Our crest should be a cat hugging a lizard, inside a chipped cup.

We need tshirts of that …lol! The mass confusion would be priceless.

faustianpromise:

“People will talk, you realize.”
“That’s what people do.”
(Some kind of au where in between trying to burn each other’s hearts out they stroll around London, sipping coffee, bumming cigarettes off each other and talking shop as they deduce every passerby they come across.)

faustianpromise:

“People will talk, you realize.”

“That’s what people do.”

(Some kind of au where in between trying to burn each other’s hearts out they stroll around London, sipping coffee, bumming cigarettes off each other and talking shop as they deduce every passerby they come across.)

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holdingontoyoufordearlife:

Bones - 10x01 - The Conspiracy in the Corpse

Those moments where Brennan falls that much more in love with her husband…

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legfruit:

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i got a headache :/

google says im gonna die

why is google sending you death threats for having a headache

(via death-by-lulz)

AU: Katherine and Elena bond in a bath of bubbles.

(Source: autvd, via freakylikethat)

There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive… wormhole refractors… You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.

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